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alright i thought u guys would find this funny

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im truly having to much fun with this blog seriously.

ive got a few questions. i already have answers already because i know them already. but this is just for my amuesment.

okay....

1) when edward said "you are my life now." Didnt he already have a life before this? couldnt he just leave and get a girlfriend of his own kind? isnt he already gorgeous enough to get one? WTF!!!

2)Couldnt he just kill bella and get it over with??? who the fuck cares if bella dies???!!!!

WARNING!!!

i should have probably put this before but .............................




Warning: this blog has a view of one person and one preson only. this does not effect the oppinion of 99% of the world or the people who wrote the movie. Do not get mad that this does not agree with your opinion. unfortunately your opnion doesnt matter @ all. seriously. you can post all you want saying im not right. i respect your opinion but i truly dont care, at all. if you thought the movie was great go ahead and say it. it will be there but i wouldnt care anyways. so all haters of this blog you will be pushed out and flagged so the adminster will pick you up and push you down. anways if your the movie lover Why in the world would you ever read this anways!!!! if you know it will be hating on Twilight and you would get mad. then why would you read this F***ing blog anyways !!!!!!! WHY IN THE S***ing Wolrd ............. {please wait a moment for the author of this blog to calm down. it might take awhile}...................... alright. anyways ahh yeah so thsi is a blog to make fun of and and discuse and to see how the movie was bad and halarious and sometimes good partsbut rarely good parts. anyways.


anyways thanks for reading!!!! Dont forget to POST!!!! ;) :) seriously post!!!

Fans of the movie and met the actors

okay AS you know I thought The movie was Halarious!!!!!!!!! and i truly think that they should redo it so they have that movie and also the one that fallows the movie with a few twists on it. but anyways thats not the point of this post. so, anyways..... okay i know some of you guys are lucky enough to have met the acotrs @ hottopic or whatever. btw i <3 hottopic. anyways why in the world would you guys go up to Robert and ask/say to him "bite me". Do you know how akward that sounds????? do you seriously understand that you have problems!!!! you cant go say BITE ME!! theres not such thing as Vampires and also ROBERTS UGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf!!! Did u also c the Tyra banks show on tv. the twilight cast was on there and tyra was being all fans girlish it was funny and she was like "bite me robert". & he was like are you serious. and she was like yeah. he did it it. and she was like" OMG I GOT A HICKY FROM ROBERT!!!" it was so funny i thought anyways. I dont understand why do the heck do u go say bite me when u know that VAMPIRES arent real. THEY ARE NOT REAL I TELL YOU! THERE NOT REAL! you should go g et a life.

sorry my bad

IT wasnt laurence it was james who bit bella.

hey guys

i went back and watched the movie. i still thought it was sorda bad with the acting and they way they set it up and yeah. but i also thought it was probably more Halarioius then it was the first time. okay. For you who sat in front of me and my friend im sorrry to say that you got a lot of commentary from me and her. but its true it was halarious

okay what the deal with whats his face uhhhh james being better looking then EDWARD!!!! serioiusly!!! lol
anyways here some parodies with the book TWilight
lol i havent cn all of them so dont be mad if theres cursing or nudity
http://twilightsaga.multiply.com/journal/item/925

Okay the guy who plays Edward cullen

okay. I loved the edward cullen in the book. In the book I imagened Edward cullen to be really hot. and well perfect. But robert whatever Suxed. u kno how edward was going to Growl at whats his face well in the Movie he purred. Do u know how AKWARD this is seriously? And another thing He was not hot. sorry to the Robert whatever-his-last-name-is-actor FAns. He was good in HARRY POTTER, BUT HE WAS FUGLY AND HORRIBLE IN TWILIGHT!!!! Sometimes He was just horrible @ acting okay.

more to come on this actor

Kristen stewart as Bella swan or Mrs Cullen

okay for me. Twilight was already a horrible/ halairous movie (as you know). She played bella as "best of her ablities" but unfortuantely. She suxed. She truly did. okay when laurence bit her, and the pioson of the venum wen through her (remember twilight fans) She looked like she was fucking constipated. she looked like she was going to pooh rite infront of the camera. U kno in the hospital scene u kno how edward tried to get here back he told her to go, but she wanted him to come with her, but he siad he had to stay there, that never happened, I HATE THAT she had him come with her even though that never happened in the F***ing book. SHE WAS A TOTOAL SPAZ!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH She was just horrible in general too. she just needs to stay in scary movies and stay there she doesn not need to go ruin another movie. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE THIS ACTOR RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!



this doesnt reflect the opinion of only the writer of the book or the movie righter.

Bella swan or AKA BELLA CULLEN

okay my rant not urs

Bella Cullen is a fing 'tard, more over a whiney little but who needs a life. SHe whines though out the fing book. she doesnt stop. even in the Last book Alice gets fed up with her and leaves her there at the house. She does not understand that she is a horrible person and she needs to build a bridge and get over herself and mayb she should leave the town of forks and leave the cullens and go marry mike and go die. I dont understand why Edward doesnt leave her. I though he had more freakin Will power to kill her and get it over with. uugggggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! She is annoying. She is also a weakling and cant really do anything, but whine. u know how she cant live with out edward well she did for what 16 years and now she cant. WTC!!!! He lived w/o her or what 80-100 years already. She needs to get a life. truly. if a guy you "loved" breaks up with you. build a bridge and get over it. everything happens for a reason. if he breaks up with you that means that your not goood for him @ all. thats a good thing that means that you diserve better. WTC!! why am i doing a rant on guys right now. well yeah for edward but ahh

Midnight sun???

Will she ever put out Midnight sun???? if she does will it ever be the same after the horrible twilight movie? will she ruin it for all of us. okay yes the Twilight movie was horrible deal with it. if your little head does not comprehend this is my blog not ur blog and if u dont like this DONT READ THIS BLOG U IDOIT!!!
Will edward show his tru side to us? Will they redo the twilight movie and birg it out of its Horrible screening?

Hopefully edwards side is much better then it is bellas.

Twilight the movie

alright. I truly dont understand why the creators of MTV would screw up the movie up!! IT SUXS!!!!!!!!!! the girl who plays Bella, Kirstin whatever, SHES HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!! SHe can even get her own lines right, she doesnt even speak, when whats his face uhhhh... dont remeber, bit s her and shes getting the pain SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES CONSTIPATED!!!!!!!! its so funny. and you know whats even funnier the way the screwed everything up 1/2 the lines arent even said, they were just horrible. Edward when he was suppose to be shiny like he looked like just little pimples on him, but he was suppose to be glowing also, not only dimond like. All the sences were screwed. in the bedroom scene @ edwards house in his room. he was suppose to attack her in his room and land on the couch not take her out and make her go up a freakin tree WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! all im trying to say is taht.. THE MOVIE IS THE the HORRIBLEST THING THAT THEY HAVE MADE IN THE HOSTORY OF TERRIBLE MOVIES. Its #1 on its lists!!!!! truly the movie was t he stupidiest thing that reached thearters. im sorry people who liked it but it SUXED to t he point where i wanted to kill it

Twilight the book.

Its a good book. when i first read it i fell in love with the ficitional character Edward Cullen. HE was such a gentle men, a sparkly(sparkly glowy u know) vampire and wanted who wanted to protect bella (which everyone wanted to be like), a clumsy normal teenage high school girl. but then i was introduced to the other cullen family like, Alice, Emmett, Jasper, carlile, Eseme, Rosaline. i think thats all anyways they were all cool like that. JAcob is Awesome too. anyways it was a great book.